My kid needs a 3 to 5 minute poem for her class and she really wants it funny btw shes in 6th grade :/
Not sure if you needed an original poem or not, so heres one I thought was super cute that I heard some time ago
The Case of the Missing Cookies
I'm taking my parents to court
to prove I'm an innocent kid.
The judge will most surely agree
that they're wrong about what I did.
Just because all my fingers were sticky
and 拙克力 was on my face,
doesn't mean I stole those cookies.
So there! I rest my case.
What's that you say, you need more proof?
I have an alibi.
When the cookies got stolen, I was outside.
Now I ask you, why would I lie?
You have no witnesses on your side;
just circumstantial lies.
I think the real crook snuck inside
in a masterful disguise.
Maybe he was disguised as me.
I really cannot say.
All I know is I did not
steal any cookies that day.
Now judge, I ask for sympathy,
so please instruct the jury
to say that I'm not guilty
(and to say it in a hurry!)
My folks are looking quite annoyed
that I've taken things this far.
But it's not as if they caught me
with my hands in the cookie jar.
The jury's back, the verdict's in.
Guilty?! That can't be!
I gathered all the evidence
that should have setfunny poetry for kids me free.
Where did I go wrong, and now
what will my sentence be?
Three years of washing dishes, no!
No way! They can't mean me!
The next time I take my parents to court
(though I doubt it will be in my youth)
I'll make sure that what I'm saying
is actually the truth.
Clumsy Might
To start off right..His name was Joe Might..
Kids laughed at his mistakes.
But what they never realized was that Joe had backaches..
He would moan and groan..and scare all in sight..
because his back was craving ice..
Yet everytime he received it, ice would burn his back..
He wondered why this was happening??
Why had this ice turned hott???
Why was his back scorching hott and why did the kids laugh extremely hard his way??
He wondered this for days till sun rise hoping to get a cue..
When MR/MRs..______*nurse* came in the room, right then she knew..
Joe had been playing with dry ice again and his back was just about through.
The nurse rushed him to the hospital claiming it was a check-up.
The boy was pleased to be released by a grownup.
He didnt care the real reason as long as he was out of school.
But what he didnt realize was teach was having a ball.
They had cakes and pies and soda pop too..
Ice cream, milk, and real ice this time.
Mikeyfunny poetry for kids Behave was round as a bowling ball and could eat a ton.
So you know what he did... He left a mess in the hall..
After stealing all the cakes and pies, Mikey got sick and ate some ice cream to ease the pinch
He decided that wasnt enough and went for more..Starting with the milk straight from the carton and soda pop mixed in all..
When Joe got back from the hospital
patched up well and ready to have fun
The others were on a rampage, ranting not for joy.
All their food was gone and they were pissed..
They hadnt eaten all day since breakfast and they were starving..
They used those emotions into confronting Mikey for their side dish
Joe broke up the fight and said stop this nonsense..
I came back with mr/ms. nurse//and my back stopped aching..
The kids looked at Joe and said Thats nice..but Who are you??
Joe saw some ice in a corner and picked it up to say...I am Joe Might...
In that moment he soon remembered why he burnt his back: to make a point as to who he was to the class.. and dropped the ice in the same way previously..scorching his back and re-injuring his back scar....
THE END...
HAHAH now wasnt that funny and nice
hope ya like it
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